Don’t ask, “What do you think of my bloomers?”

A List of Don’ts for Women on Bicycles Circa 1895

http://www.brainpickings.org/index.php/2012/01/03/donts-for-women-on-bicycles-1895/

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I don't know whether my favourite is:
a) Don’t ask, “What do you think of my bloomers?”
or
b) Don’t scream if you meet a cow. If she sees you first, she will run.