Me: I can't drink out of my water bottle while riding.
Husband: You can.
Me: No I can't.
Husband: Just try it. You just can't because you think you can't.
Me (inside my head): OH MY GOSH YOU GIVE ME THE SHITS, WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS TELLING ME I CAN DO THINGS WHEN I CAN'T AND IT IS JUST SO FRUSTRATING AND ANNOYING, JUST ACCEPT THAT SOMETIMES I CAN'T DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN DO!!!
Me (inside my head - logical voice): I guess I have to have a go to prove him wrong.
I then proceeded to ride with one hand and drink from my water bottle while riding perfectly well.
Me: Ergh, thanks for that.
Husband: That's fine. It was all you.
Me: Yeah, I got pretty shitty.
Husband: Yeah I know. Learning is difficult sometimes.
Me: Yeah, but it probably shouldn't be that annoying for the teacher!
Damn me for picking such a great husband.
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